"Oh My God!"
...was the words uttered by the soundman as he pulled into Bournemouth Hockey Festival on Easter Sunday to be confronted by hundreds of very merry hockey players funneling snakebite in various stages of nudity....
Smash Robots! are still recovering from the carnage but a full report will be updated on this site as soon as we have uploaded the pictures from our trusty camera man Dan! Watch this space... ROCK! Is it a bird?Its not long until Easter now and the next Smash Robots! gig in Bournemouth- and the question on nobodys lips is "will Tesco Man strike again?" Pictured below, this rare sighting shows our masked crusader holding his Tesco's Finest Organic Snakebite and Blackcurrant power drink and sporting his classic moustache. Facebook gets Smashed!Facebook is, as we all know, the root of all evil. Behelzebub himself created the site as a cunning way to obtain personal details of the masses- he is currently using this intelligence to plan the end of the free world. We feel this is a cunning and worthy initiative so have jumped right on the satanic band wagon. So dont be a righteous do-gooder, get your evil self over to our facebook page, add yourself as a fan and then write on our wall! See you in hell! 
Super-Geek Predicts the Future!
It seems that the Smash Robots rise to fame and music stardom was predicted by a graduate of Carnegie Mellon University's Robotics Institute named Daniel H Wilson. Wilson claims that "any robot could rebel from a toaster to a terminator, and so its crucial to learn the strengths and weaknesses of every robot enemy!"
In a round about way what Wilson is saying is- Smash Robots! - now there's a thought! You can check out his books website at www.robotuprising.com- Smashing! 
No-one reads Blogs...It seems every self respecting website has a blog these days. Why? Frankly I cant say I have ever read a blog in my life. OK, I have actuallly read one(but it was an accident) and I would never admit it, I mean who wants to say they read blogs? "Hey John did you read that hilarious blog last nite?" never seems to be heard in conversation down the dog and duck and would probably result in a shoe-ing for anyone uttering it in certain Reading ale houses. Even the word Blog is positively disgusting! Its no surpise to me its a four letter word.. Go on say it, I double donkey dare you..."BLOG!" Its gross. So why then I hear you ask, am I committing a sin far worse than reading one of these durge-tastic, doogie-howser esq, diary-droppings and actually writing a "B***"?
Well I heard...that.... if you are witty and clever and able to type.....sometimes people will actually read them and come and visit your website alot which makes Mr Google love you and thrust you up his spanking-rankings as a gesture to the gods of ROCK! Actually......I didnt hear it.....I read it on a Blog! D'oh! 
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