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Great Scott!  This is HEAVY!

Today is the day in the "Future" that Marty McFly Travelled back to from 1985:



What is even more shocking is that he drove his Delorean straight to UK town of Basingstoke as Biff was shopping at Festival Place for a new plasma TV....

But that's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Basingstoke factology...

Its also a little known fact that Einstein first penned his theory of general relativity in Basingstoke Nando's. He was inspired when he dropped his peri peri chicken wrap on his new Clarke's shoes.

This may seem insignificant to you or I but it changed our understanding of science and the universe forever. The famous equation e=mc2 was derived and in case you're not familiar with this let me explain in simple terms:
E = Ecstasy  
M = Music (Quality Live Bands)
x = multiplied by
C = Cider
2 = More Cider

So in Layman's terms the amount of happiness in the universe is directly proportional to relationship between how much live music and cider is consumed. This explains how a poor band can sound better after more alcohol and why people at music festivals are always so ecstatic.

To celebrate this pivotal moment in human understanding some Einstein like geniuses at Basingstoke Borough Council decided to commemorate the occasion with an annual festival called "Basingstoke Live" and the next one falls on this coming Saturday 10th July.

So here are 3 good reasons for coming along:

1) Its F R E E - which is the best price in the universe

2) Your very own SMASH ROBOTS are playing the 100% tent on Saturday afternoon and will be dropping big tunes all over your ears!

3) The forecast is somewhere between Hot and Scorchio so conditions are perfect for a champagne supernova of a weekend.

The good news is you dont even need to borrow plutonium from the Libyans to get there as its serviced by mainline railways!

See you there peoples!

BTW- The shopping centre in Basingstoke is called Festival Place so if you end up in a big building full of shops you are at the wrong "Festival" and should not attempt to crowd surf in Topman.

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